At various times since 1956, a game show called ""To Tell the Truth" featured panelists charged with guessing which of three guests was honest.
A significant part of my youth was spent in front of the television watching shows such as "Match Game," "What's My Line?," "Password," and other classic game shows. I am still a fan of the Game Show Network.
Ah, where have all the good game shows gone?
Well, the Michael Jackson events of the last few days have inspired me to produce "To Tell the Truth" updated for 2009! The pilot will feature a cast of eccentric characters, all claiming parentage of MJ's children!
"I am Blanket's mother!"
Billie Jean Jackson made this assertion in court. Six months ago, Ms. Jackson filed a $1 billion lawsuit against the Gloved One and asked for joint legal and physical custody of Blanket. She wants visitation rights Friday, Saturday, and Sunday at 2 pm. Wonder what she is busy doing beforehand?
Our second contestant is Claire Elisabeth Fields Cruise who claims DNA evidence will show she is the mother of Michael's children, as well as Connor Cruise, the son of Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman. She claims Michael happily handed over Connor because he didn't like the shade of his skin. Ms. Cruise claims former boyfriends fathered the Jackson's children and that "there is technology in existence" to transplant conceived children from her body into the body of surrogates who gave birth to them.
The third guest will be cast when someone else presumably enters the mix which could be any day now.
Blindfolded panelists will question the three women and decide which of three is the birth mother!
Next week's show will feature former child star Mark Lester and two other men claiming paternity.
If anyone likes my pitch, I am seeking representation!
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